{"title":"🦝 Garabaggio’s Trash Pandas: A Decadent Dumpster Decalogue","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"776\"\u003eBehold the \u003cem data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"561\"\u003eTrash Pandas\u003c\/em\u003e series: ten immortal moments where raccoons raid the night in full painterly grandeur. Each piece is rendered like a forgotten Baroque relic, except the saints are scavengers and the relics are week-old burritos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"974\"\u003ePrinted on 220 gsm gallery-grade paper (because Garabaggio believes even garbage deserves archival treatment), these Giclée posters transform the ignoble dumpster into a stage for divine comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003eCollect all ten to complete the “Decalogue of Decay” or adopt just one patron raccoon to preside over your dining room, studio, or bathroom shrine.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-baroque-banquet-of-trash-pandas-a-garabaggio-fine-art-poster","title":"🦝 “The Baroque Banquet of Trash Pandas”: A Garabaggio Fine Art Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot all feasts require silver platters. Sometimes, the gods of garbage dine in the soft chiaroscuro glow of a toppled bin. 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